United Beverage Voucher Winners….

Plenty of funny submissions for United beverage vouchers, including a general theme that United might not always deliver on what it promised???  Anyways, the winners are:

Orlando Traveler, who said, “The best way to make sure you get your own row on Southwest is by sticking a tissue in your nose and leaving it there.”

Andi, who said, “Every year my husband and I fly United to Buenos Aires to visit his family and every year the flight is either canceled or delayed. I totally need all 10 of these for our next flight!”

Eddy, who said, “Because nothing says “romantic” like splitting a bottle of United red wine with the wife while sitting in coach.”

blake, who said, “Flying United economy on my honeymoon in a few weeks and so far the only seats my wife and I can get are middle seats on opposite ends of the plane…these would help us pass the time apart!”

United economy on your honeymoon means you get 2 vouchers, blake.  Not much of a wedding gift, but it beats a sharp stick in the eye.

James M., who said, “Since no one else wants them I will be willing to take them all.”

Natalie M, who said, “Pick me! Pick me! I will drink you proud!”

Hank Williams, who said, “Uhhh, is that a stack of United beverage tickets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?   Ba da bum.”

Jay, who said, “Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one! –Homer Simpson”

TerryRH, who manages to squeeze in a good pizza reference.  😉  “Pizza and (free) beer – my favorite combo!”

Congrats to each of you.  Shoot me an e-mail at ed -at- milepoint dot com and I’ll get your voucher in the mail to you.