Free United Beverage Vouchers

I was home long enough to clean off my desk a bit.  My office looks a bit less like a disaster relief area and along the way I found a small stack of United Airlines beverage vouchers.  Leave a comment and I’ll give away a voucher to 10 lucky winners on Friday, July 12th 2013.

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I’m easily amused, so humorous comments will generally have a good shot of winning, though I promise to randomly draw for at least 5 of the passes.  Good luck!

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46 Comments

  1. Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one! –Homer Simpson

  2. With my recent trip to SF to experience BART strike, terrible traffic to go through Oakland & Asiana plane crash, my family will need as many FREE 🙂 drink as possible for our next trip back to SF.

  3. Uhhh, is that a stack of United beverage tickets in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Ba da bum.

  4. Although I love United, I know I will need a drink (or 2) for my next trip in August. I will be going to Kyrgyzstan…….. a long flight from Houston…… IAH-FRA-IST-FRU!

  5. The best way to make sure you get your own row on Southwest is by sticking a tissue in your nose and leaving it there

  6. [Not exactly in the funny column, but…] If I were on that United 747 stuck out on the SFO taxiway for hours yesterday, I’d sure need a drink. Or two.

  7. Because nothing says “romantic” like splitting a bottle of United red wine with the wife while sitting in coach.

  8. I could totally use these to ease the discomfort of being 6’5″ during upcoming MR’s in economy. Thanks!

  9. I will be rushing to make a tight connection to my next United flight, so a drink may be just what I’ll want, assuming I do make it! Thanks for sharing the wealth!

  10. If I win one, I promise to pay it forward by providing my neighbors with continuous endless banter. For 3/4 of the flight, until I knock out.

  11. Flying United economy on my honeymoon in a few weeks and so far the only seats my wife and I can get are middle seats on opposite ends of the plane…these would help us pass the time apart!

  12. I will be flying from DEN to KOA in a few weeks and the coupons would be a nice addition to my journey. Thank you in advance.

  13. On a recent UA flight I had the pleasure of the middle seat between a woman who didn’t speak English (or Spanish or French) with an infant on her lap and a corpulent priest with a head cold. Thinking I should prepare myself for the next flight with one of your golden vouchers!

  14. NSA agent walks into a bar, orders a beer. Bartender says “Domestic or Imported”. NSA guy says “What’s the difference?”

  15. One thing I dislike about United is having to pay for a “real” drink. Sure would love the drink voucher!

  16. Being 6’5″ having a drink or two helps to numb the pain of my knees being crushed by the seat in front of me.

  17. A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

    Suddenly, Lorraine died.

    At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

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