United Airlines Beverage Voucher Winners….

Apologies for the delay in posting.  I’ve made a list below of winners.  If you won, shoot me an e-mail to ed -at- milepoint dot com with a mailing address and I’ll get your free drink moving!  Winners:

Sam, for this comment that made me chuckle:

Comcast Installation Guy entered a bar and asked for a martini shot.
The bartender says “Your order will be ready between 7 pm and 11pm”
Did you laugh?

LauraPDX for her fighting spirit on just one more drink:

Not sure I really need another drink after this past week, but I won’t turn one down 

Eddy, because anyone willing to make a joke with sexual innuendo is okay in my book:

So a dyslexic walks into a bra … ☺☺

Happy Monday!

Colin F, for pointing out the obvious:

Does United still accept beverage vouchers? #unitedunfriendly – Thanks for the opportunity 

Scott, for Smisek humor:

To paraphrase Mark Twain, suppose I was Jeff Smisek, and suppose I was an idiot… but I repeat myself.

(Or if you prefer, substitute CIO Bob Edwards.)

Random winners:

Coy, though this comment was pretty funny:

Thanks for the giveaway and would love to have a drink on my birthday trip to Amsterdam.

Amsterdam is like a Tour de France. Just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes.

Sharon Jones:

I’ll definitely need a beverage….. I have a four hour layover in Newark……twice!!!

Glenn, since just being a regular reader is enough to celebrate:

Just a regular reader. Would love one or two…

Audisfo:

Have a transcon flight coming up and would love to get some free alcohol drinks!!!

Karl P:

How generous of you! I can use this on my next trip. I am not too lucky in booking business class for points!

There you have it, folks!  Thanks for playing along.  Look for my year in flight review tomorrow.