Want To Perform Better In Bed? Check Into A Hotel (Duh)!
Boy, can only imagine the SEO on that blog title.
There’s a new survey out featuring respondents from a number of countries that compare their sex life at home to when they stay in a hotel.
Kudos to the folks at Hotel Tonight for giving us such fodder to joke about! A few “stats”:
- 73% of Americans said that they’re more adventurous in a hotel, while only 37% of the Spanish said so about themselves
- 46% of Americans think they perform better in a hotel, while only 14% of Germans claimed the same
- Mexicans say their ‘performance’ lasts a whopping 49 minutes longer when in a hotel, while the Spanish only tack on an additional 22 minutes. Americans come in at 29 minutes
Uh, well, without getting into too much detail, I think my wife would kill me if I were a Mexican and we stayed in hotels a lot!
Shockingly, the #1 reason people say it’s more exciting is “New & exciting surroundings”. You know they weren’t thinking about the local Motel 6 when they answered that question. It’s amazing how the mind can romanticize a hotel stay as awesome when not all of them are.
I think it’s interesting to see the cultural differences here, like only 14% of Germans thinking they perform better in hotels. Maybe they need to pick better hotels…..
This reminded me of the most recent Nathan For You, which I realized I hadn’t posted about. I linked to your post – http://everybodyhatesatourist.net/travel-news-tips-deals-contests/travel-news/nathan-for-you-gives-advice-to-a-hotel-a-travel-agent/
Having stayed in a German hotel, perhaps Germans aren’t very excited about them because the mattresses are so damn hard!